Wednesday, January 09, 2008
I will tell you how it went at the gyno today
In case you ever have to get an ultrasound because of painful periods, this is what you can expect. I had to drink 4 8 oz glasses of water before my appointment and HOLD IT while a woman pushed on my stomach with a cold plastic thing dripping of lube. That was the worst part since test 2, albeit weird at first, felt a lot better. Since she was a technician and not a nurse she couldn't insert anything inside of me, but rather handed me a VERY LARGE plastic, um, phallic shaped, long device ,for me to insert. This is test two. With which she then manipulated, very slowly, around my (cervix? These terms are not in my daily vocabulary and having never given birth I do not know my insides very well) looking to see if there are cysts and things that should not be there. This was not entirely unpleasant.
Big paintings! Bigger than me. This one is for a group gallery show I would very much like to get into. I cant say anything about it yet. just yet. Im making a video for it and will be finished tomorrow evening.
Here is tonights eBay auction